June 25, 2025 – In one of the biggest shocks of the 2025 CONCACAF Gold Cup, Guadalupe (a French overseas region, not even a FIFA member) pulled off a 2-1 victory over Guatemala, sending shockwaves through the tournament and proving once again that CONCACAF is the land of chaos.
⚽ Match Recap: How the Miracle Happened
First Half – Guatemala Dominates… But No Finish
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Guatemala controlled 65% possession but wasted chances.
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Guadalupe’s goalkeeper, Yohann Thuram-Ulien (cousin of Marcus Thuram), made 5 crucial saves.
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0-0 at halftime, but Guatemala looked in control.
Second Half – The Unthinkable Unfolds
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52’ – GOAL (Guadalupe): Ange Plumain smashes in a rebound after a defensive error.
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68’ – GOAL (Guatemala): Rubio Rubín levels with a clinical header.
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89’ – GOAL (Guadalupe): Steve Solvet, a semi-pro player in the French lower leagues, volleys in the winner from a corner.
Final Score: Guadalupe 2-1 Guatemala
🔥 Why This Is a Historic Result
✅ Guadalupe is NOT a FIFA member (they play as a CONCACAF guest team).
✅ Most of their squad are amateurs or lower-league players.
✅ Guatemala is ranked 85th in FIFA; Guadalupe isn’t even ranked.
✅ First-ever Gold Cup win for Guadalupe.
📊 Stunning Match Stats
| Guadalupe | Guatemala | |
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| Possession | 35% | 65% |
| Shots (On Target) | 7 (3) | 18 (6) |
| Fouls | 14 | 9 |
| Corners | 3 | 8 |
Guatemala had 3x more shots but couldn’t finish.
🗣️ Post-Match Reactions
Guadalupe Coach Jocelyn Angloma (ex-France international):
“This is for our people back home. We play with heart, not money!”
Guatemala Coach Luis Fernando Tena:
“An embarrassment. We must apologize to our nation.”
🌟 Heroes & Zeroes
🇬🇵 Guadalupe’s Heroes
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Yohann Thuram-Ulien (GK) – MOTM with 8 saves
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Steve Solvet (Match-winner) – Scored while on vacation from his job as a fitness coach
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Ange Plumain – The only full-time pro in the squad (plays in French Ligue 2)
🇬🇹 Guatemala’s Disappointments
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Rubio Rubín – Scored but missed 3 big chances
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Nicolás Samayoa (Defender) – Costly error on first goal
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Coach Tena – Tactics questioned after the loss
🔮 What’s Next?
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Guadalupe now has a real chance to advance if they can get a result vs. Canada or Cuba.
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Guatemala must beat Mexico to have any hope—a near-impossible task.
Group B Standings After Matchday 1:
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Mexico – 3 pts
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Guadalupe – 3 pts
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Canada – 0 pts
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Guatemala – 0 pts
💬 Fan Reactions
“GUADALUPE JUST BEAT A FULL FIFA TEAM WITH A FITNESS TRAINER SCORING THE WINNER. CONCACAF IS PEAK FOOTBALL.” – @CONCACAFMemeKing
“Guatemala should disband after this.” – @ChapinFan99
📺 Where to Watch Next Matches
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Guadalupe vs Canada – [Date], 7 PM ET (FS1)
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Guatemala vs Mexico – [Date], 9 PM ET (Univision)
